I just found it, I’m posting it.
Manifesto on Instituations
from the view of party a: party A must not trust party B since party A needs some official to enforce the trust, and then from the view of party b: party b does not feel trusted. Or perhaps “Alex” may not be very secure and some official’s approval will help Alex feel more secure but then “Ariel” may think that if Alex doesn’t feel very secure that must be because of what Alex thinks Ariel may do or be doing, but if Alex thinks that way about Ariel then Ariel may think that Alex thinks that way because that’’s what Alex would do or is doing. And then there’s Stevie who just wants to tell the whole world and Stevie and Stacy just are giddy about each other but of course the world doesn’t really care they’re just there for the free booze, and the part of the world that would care probably know anyway, and Stacy is thinking why does Stevie have this infatuation with telling the whole world perhaps it’s because Stevie doesn’t really believe in Stevie and if Stevie makes the whole world believe maybe Stevie will start believing it too so now Stacy is thinking why doesn’t Stevie just accept things, maybe Stevie isn’t really into it for Stacy so now Stevie gets to feel the same way as Part A or maybe Alex or maybe even both and several others too like Mackenzie and Marrion and Noel and Paris and Taylor so now Stevie has some sort of mix of split personality disorder and OCD and schizophrenia and just goes crazy and starts listening to people who aren’t there and typing everything with extremely long run-on sentences and eventually Stevie gets fired from his editing job because Editor-in-Chief Evan really doesn’t like run-on sentences and Stevie can’t find another job and doesn’t have any savings and is out on the street bumming dimes but still, Stevie is a pretty smart person but still deranged so Stevie starts believing all the deranged stories that the Wino Vic tells Stevie about how the aliens control all our thoughts and government in a secret plan to take over the world but we have to keep secret because they can read our minds so then Stevie starts walking around with a towel on the head double-shielded with extra heavy-duty aluminum foil to evade the alien thought-reading machines and manages to get a library card and secretly studies nuclear physics and logarithmic dynamics and quantum medicines and masters about a half-dozen other disciplines, including welding, because, remember, Stevie’s still a pretty smart fella albeit a little deranged, and then Stevie gets to work building this super-duper-cold-fusion-macro-nuclear death ray that can penetrate the Martians’ force field (Stevie calls them Martians because that’s what Wino Vic called them even though Stevie has no idea if they’re actually from a marshland nor Mars) and rid the Earth for good of the oppression of the red people (not the indians nor the communists, the ones that live in spacehovercrafts 3/4 up the atmosphere but we can’t see them because of their invisible field) by destroying their nerve center at the planet balaktikon in sector lambda (which reminds Stevie of Stacy a little bit but Stevie doesn’t show any feelings, not anymore) and one day the machine is done! and Stevie fires one…fires two…but oh the shame! the tears! Stevie forgot to take into account the motion parallax of planet Zelphure in the next galaxy over from Stradford-∂ which is the galaxy Balaktikon calls home, and in a fit of rage Stevie says “I”m going to eat my hat!” and so Stevie does, which completely disables the shielding powers of the hat (let alone Stevie’s digestive system) and now Stevie is once again subjected to the mind reading waves of the aliens but the aliens do not know that Stevie is working alone and take Stevie’s actions as an act of aggresion against all space (because in reality the martians weren’t a single race but a consortium of United InterStellar Beings consisting of 97.2% of all intelligent beings (1.8 percent being some saps out int he outskirts or Quealorx, and 0% being Earth creatures) so now we have an overwhelming majority of hyper-intelligent space armies marching (flying) down on li’l ol’ earth and not even Stevie knows about it and in a flash:
*flash*
the whole world is disintegrated but not of course the whole world because there is a world outside the atmosphere but at least the whole world known to everyone in this world except Stevie and some Junkie in Seattle, including Stacy.
QED
